Friday, December 15, 2006

43rd Injection & The Man in My Mouth!

My wall is well built, tall and very very strong!


Yesterday I was told to meet two people in a very small windowless room in the bowels of a giant concrete building. I went there feeling a little anxious but mostly curious as to what was going to happen to me once I was under their complete control. In this room I was sat down by a masked man and a masked woman! I was asked to relax and was told everything would be alright & that they would be performing a procedure on me not too dissimilar to some kinds of medieval torture! As I lay back in the grey PVC covered chair I interlocked my fingers together resting them, my hands and my arms across my slow heaving chest and looked straight ahead at this alien looking arm that seemed to extend out from the wall directly infront of me. From the end of this arm shone two tiny spot light beams which seemed to make a b-line for my eyes. I was temporarily blinded and quickly closed my eyes! Then through my red eyelids I could see the light was moving away from my eyes and down slightly towards my mouth. I was asked to open my mouth where a large metal & glass syringe was duly positioned into it. I felt a sharp stabbing pain as the long steel needle which was screwed onto the end of the syringe was inserted into the thin flesh covering my jaw bone in one corner of the very inside of my wide open mouth! After what seemed like 20 minutes of various sounds very similar to drawers sliding open then sliding back shut, cupboard doors opening then closing, footsteps to and fro in the space just behind me, the masked man & woman came back over and said that they were now ready and would continue with the procedure. I was then told to raise my hand if the pain that was going to be inflicted upon me became all too much for me.

One hour and one half of........
Drilling,
clamping,
scraping,
stamping,
numbness,
digging,
saliva ridding,
fingers,
thumbs,
elbows,
numb bums,
jets of water,
jets of air,
suction tubes,
mouth rinses,
one chair!


I never did raise my hand in surrenderment. I was far to stubborn to give in to these two high powered drill wielding maniacs!

Jason

P.s. I took the photo when I visited Inverlochy Castle in Fort William back in June this Summer. It was built in the 1200's and Ben Nevis keeps his beady little eye on it;) I Love this part of the world!

P.p.s. My 43rd Interferon injection went very well again. Just 5 more to go..........then what M? What are you going to use then eh;) he he:)




(C) JPT 2006

3 comments:

Jason Paul Tolmie said...

Melanie, I will give you a "Sweet Job" in a minute! Just wait until I have eaten a shit load of sugar, then please allow me to squat over your ever excepting mouth;)

The Mighty C

P.s. You can stay under my "Brown Sugar" flow everyday until December 20th! Pretty please?

Ample said...

WHOA! brown sugar! I was all tripped out by the dental reality torture dream (written like it was a dream - well done!), then bam spam?

Ha ha hah ha hahh haa ha. Jason you rock.

Samantha Tolmie said...

pmsl I cant believe some people spam blogs!!! Mental!

Bum I forgot what I was going to say now .. the sugar stuff has puffed my brain out of orbit again ..

Erm ... erm ... no its gone ...

Oh btw I hate dentists ... maybe that was what I meant to say?