Alabaster Retard #1

Total Lunar Eclipse (Moon leaves umbra), Kingston Riverside, May 4th, 2004.

Here's a poem from the I'm The Moon;

Neil Armstrong a walking on me face,
Buzz Aldrin he walking on me face,
And then the third one, the spaceman a walking on me face,
All on the surfaces, and they looking at all the stuff that the Moon has got to offer, he he.....Yeah.

And when the spaceman come, he did experiments with a hammer and a feather,
And seeing that which one would land first.
And do you know, on the Moons surface, they landed exactly the same time.
He could've done that with anything; Beach Ball, Peg, Magnet....
.....Little drawing of a some chicken.
It don't make no difference.
When you are the Moon, everything lands the same.

When you are the Moon, there is a person there people say is the Sun,
I saw the Sun once, and it came a past me, really fast.....
And it was a, it was called the an Eclipse.
And it came past, but as it came past I licked his back.
He didn't know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit.
I'm the Moon.

When you are the Moon, the best for you can be is a full Moon.
.......and then a half Moon, he's alright.
But the full Moon is the famous Moon, and er, like, three quarters......
No one gives a shit about him.
When does he come?
Two days into the calendar month, he's useless!
Full Moon, the Moon,
The Main Moon.

One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes,
And then he picked up a tube and he looked in the tube,
And he made the Moon big inside the tube.
The Moon big inside the tube......ha ha ha ha.....
Oh, a telescope.



Thanks to Noel Fielding.

Jason